10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen by nikatil, literature
Literature
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing Discovery Channel by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with Bite me, Edward.
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?
3. Tell him his hair isnt bronze, its ginger, and he should stop denying himself hes a rang
Nishiki Nishio x Fem!Reader
(Tokyo Ghoul)
Note: For the purpose of this story, Kimi does not exist.
Warnings: Long-fic. Profanity.
You sighed contentedly as you and your boyfriend walked along the bustling streets of Tokyo. The sky was a perfect blue, and a cool breeze gently swept past your face, blowing your [color] hair into a rippling stream behind you. The everyday chatter buzzed all around you, and you couldn't help but smile at the wonderfully bright atmosphere.
Noticing your happy mood, your boyfriend had to counter by shooting you a skeptical look.
"...you look dumb with that smile on your face."
His insult didn't faze you. You ju